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ARIZONA CHRONICLE # 6

IT'S HARD TO DO GOOD THINGS IN TOMBSTONE

Last October, I came "back to my roots" in Arizona.  I LOVED Helldorado, of course!  Retired, I had time to do things that would be fun and also help the community.  

After a lifetime of playing music, I wanted to run a Jam Session.  Since I'm an Arizona Veteran (joined up right here in Cochise County) I joined the American Legion.   Although their big room sits idle five nights a week, they had no room for a Country Jam.  Eventually, I found a place – the Four Deuces, and we (a group of 10-15 mostly Senior Citizens) have just completed our 30th week of jamming on Tuesday nights – to SRO crowds.  (It's a small place.)   When it got warm, we moved out to the patio, but it's still pretty crowded when a bunch of players show up.  Always good music, always fun!

One of my most pleasant experiences in Tombstone has been the Tombstone Cowboy Church, where I played music for a while.  I started doing some Chuckwagon Cooking for breakfast there. (look here)  When Wyatt Earp Days came up (May 23-25) it included a Chili Cookoff.  Since I did six Chili Cookoffs in Colorado Springs, I was interested.  WE COULD PUT A TEAM TOGETHER!!   It was very hard to get any details about the cookoff.  The Lions, who put on Wyatt Earp Days, just weren't very well organized.  (Their website, which should be a good source, hadn't been updated since January.)  I tried to get information from the Lion's club president, a guy named "Chip."  He was gruff, told me that CASI (Chili Appreciation Society International) ran the contest.  I could find out all about it the night before the contest.  Well, I spent a bunch of money on meat, spices, hand washing and dishwashing facilities, got a table from the church and a canopy from Dee, and we  entered the contest.

While we were cooking, I met a bunch of CASI  members and really had a good time. 

I was already committed to play in the City Park – to help the Craft Show – so it was a real trick to get up at 5, get set up for the cookoff, and then, after our judging sample was turned in at 1, feed a hundred people, and get over to the park to play music for three hours!

At 5PM, exhausted, I went by the Vigilante House to find out if we might have won anything.  NO RESULTS.

  "You can read about it in the newspapers!" said Chip, very gruffly.  Well, no… all you have is a number for results.  I'm the only one who knows what my number is.

  "You should have been here at 2:30 when we announced the results."   I explained that I was busy playing music in the park.

  "Look… we don't really do the Chili Cookoff… it's really handled by CASI."  Gruffly.

So, every day I looked in the paper.  No results!!  Furthermore, the publicist for the Lions thanked every one in town for helping with Wyatt Earp Days.  Everyone but CASI.  Oh well.  So much for Chili cookoffs.  There's another one coming up, but no thanks.

One of my new friends here is "TJ."  He plays Pedal Steel Guitar, but doesn't own one. But I own one!!.  Now the PSG takes about 30 minutes to set up after you take it out of the case, and then it takes another 30 minutes to tune.  (10 strings!!!)  I started looking for a place where we could set up my PSG and leave it up. 

Tombstone Firehouse No. 1 is a neat old building.  (see picture)  About five years ago, it was restored with a Federal Grant, to be used as a resource for Seniors and Low Income folks.  It is advertised as "The Tombstone Senior Center."  My background:  After I returned from Belize, I began going to Senior Centers, and I have attended two dozen of these in three states.  They ALL have music programs… and most have a wide variety of other activities.  What a great resource this will be, I thought!   Well, no.

The Firehouse is now managed by Tombstone Senior Citizen's, Inc (sic).  But they don't have any activities.  They sell hot dogs for $1 on Tuesdays at noon while they play Bingo, and have a congregate meal on Saturday.  That's it.  TSC, Inc. is actually a private eating club.  They go out to dinner three times a week at local restaurants.  Members get an $8-10 meal for $3 because the program is subsidized by contributions from the Lion's Club.  To be a member, you have to sign up and pay $12 per year.  (I've never seen a Senior Center where they charge you to come in, but that's the way it works here.) 

I jotted down a variety of activities (over 50 of them) which I might start and lead in this wonderful facility, and went looking for the president of the club, a man named Ron. He wouldn't discuss it with me.  A week later he called Wanda, and told her that we could present our ideas to the Executive Committee.  That meeting was run by <gasp> Chip.

I showed them my list of activities. 

"We've tried all of these and no one was interested," they said gruffly.

Really!   Well, I persisted.   Since I have taught computer topics all over the world, I thought I could help Tombstone seniors learn about computers and use them more fully. 

  "No – we tried that, and no one was interested."  We don't have any computers any more.  (They actually had at least three – I saw them.) 

I suggested that Bill Gates was trying to give away 33 Billion dollars and maybe I could get some of that money for a computer program.

"Would you get paid?" asked Chip, gruffly.

I allowed as how a director might be paid from those funds, and he picked that up and decided that we were in this for the money.  (So, as we discovered,  is the TSC, Inc.)

I persisted with my activities list.  How about a Music program? – which I already had going at the 4 Deuces?

  "No – they're just a bunch of drunks and they'll mess up our beautiful floor"

 

As I went thru fun activities, I was repeatedly met with…

"90-year-old women wouldn't be interested in that."  (Sounds silly, doesn't it?  I thought so.)    When I suggested that there is a world of baby boomers turning into Seniors, they told me:   "They are outsiders.  We're not in business (sic) to help them"

I thought it might be nice to have a program here in Tombstone so dynamic that the snow  birds who come down here for the winter would go back up north and say

"Boy, they sure have a wonderful Senior Center in Tombstone."

Well, obviously, we were wasting our time with the activities.  We quit that, I joined the club, paid $12, and they voted to let me in.  (How about that!!??)  and left.  They cancelled all the rest of their meetings for the summer.

We got a copy of TSC Inc's lease with the city.  They were supposed to be doing 20 hours a week of activities in the club.  Wanda and I chatted with Dusty, the Mayor, and he suggested that we get older folks around town to sign a petition asking that the Senior Center become a real Senior Center.  Dusty told TSC, Inc. that they should be open and busy.   We got over 50 signatures on a petition to "do something at the Senior Center."

Well, TSC, Inc. members, one at a time, started sitting in the club, alone, with the door open, for 20 hours a week!

Disgusted, we went to a City Council meeting and asked the city to take over manage­ment of the Center – turn it into a real Senior Center.  Wanda and I would do it – as volunteers – no charge.

The City Attorney called a meeting for all of us in his office in Sierra Vista.  At the onset, I was optimistic, but the meeting was very one-sided.  (I think the Attorney's agenda was "Keep the City out of this!")   He bullied and grilled Wanda, had her in tears.  He threatened to throw me out if I said anything.  We established that we could come into the center as a separate organization, but we had to use our own equipment and take it with us when we left.  He shook hands with Chip when he left.

Chip began walling off the TSC, Inc. office inside the Firehouse so that they could safeguard their secrets. (This was actually illegal, since he never notified the city that he was modifying the building.)

Earlier, during the Executive Council meeting, Chip had repeatedly told me that we would have to have $5 million in Liability Insurance to bring in outsiders.  That was not true.  Eventually we got a copy of an insurance advice sent to the City.  It said that, as a separate organization, we needed $1 million of insurance.  Wanda thought about it and realized that since I was a member, I should be covered by THEIR insurance if I ran a music program.  I decided to do that.  I wrote a letter to the mayor advising him of that fact, and copied Ron and Chip.

The next day, we went by the Firehouse to check on progress of the wall and think about a cabinet to store my PSG and some computers that we would bring in. 

Ron, holding my letter, was having a meeting with two other board members!  (Chip was out of town.)

"REQUEST DENIED" he shouted.

"It wasn't a request," I told him… "I was sharing my plan with you."

"I WON'T DISCUSS IT."

We left.  

Last Friday (July 31)  the City Marshal served a court order on us, enjoining us from

a) Going in the Firehouse

b) Talking to any executive board members without an attorney present.

I wrote a long article for The Tombstone Gazette – relating the same events I just described to you here.  They wouldn't print it.

I guess the Lord has closed the Firehouse door, huh?

Rick Zahniser

(AKA Rick Jolley, Senor Reek)

 

PS:  I guess I better get my $12 back, huh?

 
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